Is anybody home?
Ummm, well we will be home soon.
You aren't home yet?
Well things are a bit messy but they'll be cleaned up soon.
How messy can they be that you can't go home?
We know it's a mess, but we're not sure how bad yet or if it will take long to clean up.
When will you know?
There are professionals working on it and so far they don't know. Maybe tomorrow.
So now you know?
Well no, we know what's not in there, but tomorrow we'll know what is.
Ok, so today you know?
We have eliminated half of the possible things that could be in there and will do scans tomorrow.
What did you learn from the scans?
Now we know which rooms need the most cleaning and tomorrow we'll find out what's in them.
So what was in there?
I guess something millions of Americans have and it should be easy to cleanup. But someone came through the wall with a sledgehammer, which is what made the mess in the first place.
So you can go home now?
I can go home tomorrow once the conference of professional housekeepers has time to meet and agree on a cleaning plan.
Did you make it home?
Yes. Now the cleanup can begin. A lot of dust built up while we were gone so there's more to clean than we expected. But it's okay since our housekeeper was already scheduled for Tuesday.
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