Freaky T Raps

 I slap a raccoon

and scratch on a flee

I go bap bap bap

on my en-na-mees

I love da dry food

I go nutz for dem snacks

but teh thing I love the most

my nose in kih-tee-smallz crack

Livin like the master piece the-a-tuh

yeah it shows I'm a very good eatuh

Cozy warm one time burned my nose

fell asleep on the he-ah-tuh

I got two human servants

I named Mika and Ben

Yeah they feed me 

That's nice 

But my homie is Heatie

I got them humans trained

they know I play before I eat

and that the truth is my

favorite smell is stinky feet

So word to the wise I might be a blubber puddle looks aslpee

But you better know better than the think n try to creep

I'll snatch you up, I'll scratch you up, Dra you inside and then I'll play

Cause for me I'm Freaky T, it's just another damn day